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Quampha – describes anything unnecessary or excessive that someone owns, has, or wants to have. Can be used to describe a state of mind.
My house is full of the quampha that i have collected over the years.
or that girl is complete quampha.
Quampha by SamanthaF October 27, 2005
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quampha (qum -Fa ) 

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
quampha (qum -Fa ) by KennyF August 29, 2005

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.
Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.
Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022
A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence
"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
Quamph by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
a really hard vaginal fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east.
while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded
quamph by altairalex February 3, 2015

Quampart 

When a female throws up out of their vagina.
(Lk11) “What the heck was that?! Was that a quampart!!!”
Quampart by lk11-lm6-f44 August 2, 2019