Quampha

The general junk or clutter that accumulates at the bottom of one's purse.

She knew her car keys were somewhere in all her quampha.

by monkC December 2, 2009

Quampha

Quampha – describes anything unnecessary or excessive that someone owns, has, or wants to have. Can be used to describe a state of mind.

My house is full of the quampha that i have collected over the years.
or that girl is complete quampha.

by SamanthaF October 27, 2005

quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.

* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.

by KennyF August 29, 2005

Quampsack

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence

"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"

by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019

quamph

a really hard vaginal fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east.

while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded

by altairalex February 3, 2015

Quampart

When a female throws up out of their vagina.

(Lk11) “What the heck was that?! Was that a quampart!!!”

by lk11-lm6-f44 August 2, 2019