altairalex's definitions

quamph

a really hard vaginal fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east.

while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded

by altairalex February 3, 2015

substitute albino love

The action of grabbing a handful of snow and making love to it in order to get the feeling of being with an albino women.

me and my dad were having a snowball fight when suddenly the snow hit my crotch and i felt the beautiful sensation of substitute albino love.

by altairalex February 4, 2015

mitching

the act of hopping like a bunny with carrots rammed deep in every hole in your body

last night when i went clubbin' with the furries i took out a carrot and everyone starting mitching

by altairalex February 5, 2015