Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence

"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"

by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019

Quamph

A fart that is so unbelievably loud that it breaks the sound barrier and shocks everyone in the room.

Dude! You just quamphed so loud that the whole floor shook!

by paragirl92riot November 29, 2011

quamph

a really hard vaginal fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east.

while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded

by altairalex February 3, 2015