Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence

"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"

by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019

quamph

a really hard vaginal fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east.

while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded

by altairalex February 3, 2015

Quamph

A fart that is so unbelievably loud that it breaks the sound barrier and shocks everyone in the room.

Dude! You just quamphed so loud that the whole floor shook!

by paragirl92riot November 29, 2011

Quamph

It's a fart from your penis; essentially a male queef. It's a quick burst of high-pitched penile air-release with vibration occuring at the glans. This usually only happens in a medical setting immediately after removing a catheter

Holy cow, did you hear that quamph?

by Ordained Genocide July 25, 2024

quamputer

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

by wordhatch May 22, 2022

Quampsack

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.

* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.

by KennyF August 29, 2005