Pujini

slang word for vagina or pussy

Boy- “oh my gosh Ashley’s pujini was so nice”
Friend-You are lucky all the girls want to see her pujini

by ZZZ_daddy_ZZZ July 1, 2018

putinism

A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

Tom: Joe, are you gay?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?

by Jonny Habenero October 16, 2008

putinism

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:

by Jonny Habenero October 12, 2008

putinik

(n.) a stealthy, shadowy, sinister figure that orchestrates and manipulates others for his/her personal (financial or political) gain, without regard of fallout or harm caused.

Beware of your dealings with Vlad, he has an evil me first persona. He's a putinik!

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by Csinaco January 16, 2011

pupinia stewart

The girl scared of minions who is weirdly cute? (Also one of the best actors ever)

Person 1: Do you know who Pupinia Stewart is?

Person 2: is that the girl scared of minion’s

Person 1: yup

by Cute cat<3 May 15, 2022

Pukining

When you throw up in your mouth and swallow it to save face.

I feel a pukining coming on..

by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

Purinis

A purinis is an ALPHA male. When he enters the room everyone is overwhelmed by the testosterone. Every girl dreams of being in a relationship with a purinis.

Purinis: *walks in the room*
Girls: OMG! I want to fuck him so bad. He is oozing testosterone!

by xxGreekGamerManxx June 19, 2020