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An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.
by theo bendy January 26, 2019
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A low quality and cheap vodka that’s real name is Vladimir Putin’s Butthole.
Trump had some Vlad while he was golfing in Russia.
by JR32 November 13, 2019
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Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females
girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too
by kdfoidasf April 07, 2010
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A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)
Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?
by wanking December 12, 2016
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A pissed of russian who will fuking throw something at you if you piss him off.
Dont piss Vlad off. Last time he threw a chair at me
by bigdumbbitch May 26, 2010
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Known as Vlad Tepes, Vlad Dracul, or Vlad The Impaler, this man was a one of a kind person, always killing and owning. Good looking, smart, he was one of the most violent prince of his times.
Vlad Dracula impaled thousands of Turkish faggots.
by Tudor November 15, 2007
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