Putinistic
Putinistic by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019
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Putinistic
noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.
Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him
Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes
Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it
Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes
Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it
Putinistic by JoaC89 February 25, 2022
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Ah-Putinistic
State of mind when a person, generally the head of big superpower country blames the head of a big superpower country of being a war monger after having destroyed 4 countries in war.
Vlad - I am going to disarm and demilitarize krane
Joe - This is bad, you are a war monger
Vlad - Dont be Ah-Putinistic, you did the same in Eyerack and Afpak
Joe - This is bad, you are a war monger
Vlad - Dont be Ah-Putinistic, you did the same in Eyerack and Afpak
Ah-Putinistic by Amitized March 4, 2022
pugilistic
A pugilistic person will show up at any occasion including church, court, work, and funerals with the attitude ' Let's Get Ready To Rumble"
pugilistic by Daddygrace November 22, 2013
pugilistic-diplomacy
When involved in a politically-tense situation and all progress has halted in discussions, it is the practice of applying percussive-logic to your opponent in the form of a beat-down.
"Justin was ignorantly speaking about 'homos' again last night at the bar. But my gay cousin was with us and got really upset. So I stuck up for my cousin and argued with Justin until he threw a beer at me. At that point I switched to pugilistic-diplomacy and prevailed in the argument."
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Putinist Russia
The Russian Federation under Vladimir Putin the war criminal and dictator of Russia from 1999 to the present.
Putinist Russia by Boyo-frum-Downah April 7, 2022
potimistic
Being hopeful while you are stoned!
The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.
The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.
(while stoned)
(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!
(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!
potimistic by Lamzaney May 17, 2011
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