noun. Acting out aggresively or
overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.
Named after the current Tsar
Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his
microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Steve is
pointing at his abs to
distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him
Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes
Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his
micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it