noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "
manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.
Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (
Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on
Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Steve is pointing at his abs to distract
people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him
Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as
people talk about
dong sizes
Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it