Putining

When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.

“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”

by gman6020 March 3, 2022

Putining

Doing things shirtless like russian president Vladimir Putin

Dmitry: did you see Vladimir Putining yesterday?

Aleksandr: Yeah. he looked totally badass cuddling a tiger shirtless.

Dmitry: I totally agree. And I'm not just saying that so Putin doesn't kill me.

by Ivan Dennisovich April 30, 2014

Pukining

When you throw up in your mouth and swallow it to save face.

I feel a pukining coming on..

by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

Putiting

The unsure and cautious groping of the boobs during a make out session to see if the female is in the mood to go further.

The man was putiting his wife, hopefully.

by BiggestEyesAlive October 18, 2010

putinning

The sudden act of going shirtless. Rugged manly shirtlessness.

"Putinning was his only option to impress the likes of the sexy young woman".

by ..T$.. August 14, 2017

poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro

by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024