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Another way of saying penis. Popularized by the soldier in Tf2 from gmod videos.
Soldier: You are Red See Red.
Robotnik: PINGAS.
Soldier: No, Painis.
Painis by DohEntertainment May 1, 2011

painis in the ainis 

A phrase that is used by the Soldier from TF2 "Team Fortress 2" In some Garry's mod animations. Painis means penis and ainis mean anus.
Red Soldier: That scout is got a painis in the ainis!

Blu Scout: You suck!

Painis Cupcake 

A character based on the Team Fortress 2 Soldier that was originally meant to be a response to a sub-fad by Youtube user of Rubberfruit.
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you..."
-Painis Cupcake
Painis Cupcake by PainisCupcake April 21, 2010

Palinism 

1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.
See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009
Palinism by muskybait January 28, 2010
A term used to describe a hybrid between the penis and the vagina.

Can be used to refer to birth defects that result from inter-familial childbirth.
Tom and his cousin Shelley had sex. The baby had a paginis.

I was having intercourse with Johnny, but we had to stop. I didn't know what to do with his paginis.
Paginis by Clever&Witty June 16, 2011

I am painis cupcake.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*