Pseudonese

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

by Actom360 August 16, 2014

pseudoceleb

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.

Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.

by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

pseudolesbian

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.

Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.

by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

Pseudoresume

A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.

Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?

by RobTheReef May 22, 2010

pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

An inherited disorder that closely simulates the symptoms but not the consequences of pseudohypoparathyroidism and, thus it has mild or no manifestations of hypoparathyroidism or tetanic convulsions.

Dude:Yo man I gots dat pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism nigga!
Dude2:Nigga whats dat!
Dude:Its like pseudohypoparathryroidism but just not as bad!
Dude2:Damn!That shits curzy!

by D3WM May 20, 2009

Pseudone

A person who is above the status of boyfriend/girlfriend and of wife/husband, but is not currently together is called the Pseudone.

Vanessa is Tony's pseudone.

by Ninja Tony February 16, 2010

Pseudonecrophile

its abit like necrophilia (having an attraction to corpses and fucking them)
But the people are still alive but they dress up to get the "dead" feeling.
and bath in freezing water to get the cold feeling when fucking them, aha !

theres a band on myspace called Pseudonecrophile.
search them :)

by Lornastar April 18, 2007