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pseudofriend 

An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to

a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.

Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.

Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.
Phew, my mates invited me to a barbecue! Saves from meeting up with your 'pseudofriends'.
pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006

pseudofriend 

when a person acts nice to you like there your friend but are not really your friend.
For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.
That teacher is just a pseudofriend.
pseudofriend by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009

pseudopregnancy 

A pregnancy that definitely isn’t real, but is a girl’s (or boy’s!) excuse for gaining weight.
Good thing I didn’t ask about the baby, ’cause I found out later they were only have a pseudopregnancy together. Too bad he forgot that men don’t show for a few years.
pseudopregnancy by Offensive Guy January 21, 2011

Pseudogees 

a person that claims to be fleeing war oppression and danger but is really an economic migrant taing advantage of real refugees circumstances
Most of them Islamic people arriving here are pseudogees ,economic migrants not real refugees
Pseudogees by nissan 370 34z December 21, 2016

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026