RobTheReef's definitions

God's Will

A religious persons way of exonerating themselves of all responsibility, and all guilt that may result from the consequences of the choices they make.

Alex: I can't believe you ran over a little kid, you shouldn't have been doing coke while you were driving.
Jacob: Maybe not but you know that's just God's will.

by RobTheReef June 29, 2009

Kankle Lock

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.

Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."

by RobTheReef July 4, 2009

Let Your Hands Go

1. Typically a term for professional fighting, but can be used in any fighting situation. Occurs when an individual literally "let's their hands go" and throws punches without thinking about any of them.

2. Going off pure punching instinct.

3. Puttin' a MF'er down.

It was a pretty close fight but you let your hands go and he was done in three seconds.

by RobTheReef November 18, 2009

Pseudoresume

A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.

Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?

by RobTheReef May 22, 2010

Yoga Crush

When a yoga instructor pays more attention than usual to a single individual, regardless of gender.

Person 1: Did you see the yoga instructor playing grab ass with me the entire class?
Person 2: Def yoga crush. She didn't even look at me once.

by RobTheReef October 30, 2012

Bispinged

To blatantly cheat within any form of competition enough to seriously hinder your opponent, but not enough to be disqualified. The Bispinger then must go on to win the match afterward. In this situation, the victim of this assault has been properly Bispinged.

Also, the user of the Bisping assault (the Bispinger) needs to celebrate in such a fashion as a person who had won fair and square would have. This is necessary in order for a full Bisping to take place

The definition is derived (affectionately) from the actions of MMA fighter Michael Bisping during his fight with Jorge Rivera.

Dude #1: "Did you win your MMA fight bro?"
Dude #2: "Nah. My opponents corner man drugged my water before I went out. I passed out five seconds into the first round. Nobody even threw a punch"
Dude #1: "Oh shit seriously?"
Dude #2: "Yeah. Guy ran around the cage after I dropped like he had KO'ed me. I got Bispinged hard son"

by RobTheReef March 14, 2011

Patriot

Originally a word used to describe someone who takes pride in being a citizen of their country. Most recently used to keep down anti-war activists by accusing them of not loving their country because they don't want to send innocent men and women to their deaths for unjust cause.

After being called a non-patriot, it is very likely the person will also be called a terrorist as well. Ironically enough, so-called "terrorists" would be probably be considered patriots by their own people.

If you're not a patriot who wants to kill people, you're a terrorist who...wants to kill people?

by RobTheReef July 12, 2009