The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them
Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...
Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED
Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.
Timmy: Mum, can I go boil with my mates?
Mum: Sorry Timmy, your father's already using the sauna
A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.
Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.
A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.
Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?
Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.