Stupid ass idiots living in seekonk, a somewhat wealthy town, who dress, talk, and act like they live in a ghetto because it is the "cool" thing to do.
The Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes should realize how rediculous they look, sound, and act because, to people living in real ghettos, they are just one big joke.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).