1. John to Samantha: I don't like you enough to pursue the relationship. Samantha to John: ummm John, you were never even in the running.

John pseudodumped Samantha.

2. Ron to Anne: This isn't going to work out, it's too early for me to not be thinking about you ALL the time. Anne to Ron: that's ok I was just using you for sex.

Ron pseudodumped Anne.

3. Mark and Laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. They don't see eachother in a while and don't have sex on their last few dates. Neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. Mark tells Laurie he's calling it quits. Laurie tells him, I stopped returning your calls weeks ago.

Mark pseudodumped Laurie.

4. Jim calls Julie to tell her he doesn't think this is going to work. Yet, Julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman

Jim pseudodumped Julie.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak