a religion based on this guy named
preston-
we worship and pray to
preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to
preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.
psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.
prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.
we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!
dear
preston,
i would like to pray for my
safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you,
preston. our savior. prestonism for life.