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Where do I even begin? A Prestonbanoochie is a strong-willed, Mickey Mouse drinking, buzz-cut sporting person. A Prestonbanoochie usually lives in a basement, and boy do they like their mirrors. You'll usually find a Prestonbanoochie sitting in his school's dining hall 13 hours a day. What are they doing? Don't ask me, ask your local Prestonbanoochie.
"Bro, did you see that Prestonbanoochie in the dining hall just now?"
"He's still there? I saw him 9 hours ago!"
"He's still there? I saw him 9 hours ago!"
by scompmonster April 11, 2022
Get the Prestonbanoochiemug. Most people believe that a Papi Kendall is a menace, an Augustus Gloop, or even a downright fool. Those people, however, are wrong. A Papi Kendall is an enigma, someone who can hear one note of a popular tik tok song and break it down immediately. A Papi Kendall does not know "right" or "wrong," they only know "renegade" and "I ain't never been with a baddie." A Papi Kendall will do the worm any place anytime, even at a funeral.
Yo I didn't know that John could dance like that. Who knew he was such a Papi Kendall?
Is that the renegade song playing? I'm about to go full Papi Kendall.
Is that the renegade song playing? I'm about to go full Papi Kendall.
by scompmonster April 10, 2022
Get the Papi Kendallmug.