Is DJ Nige playing Prestonpandemonium this year.
I've bought a Cath Kidston pop up tent specially for Prestonpandemonium.
I hope Prestonpandemonium isn't has muddy as it was in 03.
I hope Prestonpandemonium won't be full of noserudes and monkeymads
Where do I even begin? A Prestonbanoochie is a strong-willed, Mickey Mouse drinking, buzz-cut sporting person. A Prestonbanoochie usually lives in a basement, and boy do they like their mirrors. You'll usually find a Prestonbanoochie sitting in his school's dining hall 13 hours a day. What are they doing? Don't ask me, ask your local Prestonbanoochie.
"Bro, did you see that Prestonbanoochie in the dining hall just now?"
"He'sstill there? I saw him 9 hours ago!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'