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Prestonism 

a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!
dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.
Prestonism by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021

Prestyling 

The act of preparing to spit fire (aka freestyle). This time is often dominated by language such as; Uhh, let's go, 'bout to spit! Also: Prestyle, Prestyled...
Phillip: Uhhhhh..... Yeah..... I got 'dis.....
Bob: Ayyy yo! Phillip! Stop prestyling and start rapping!
Prestyling by Jamaclidis April 23, 2015

Leah Preston-ing 

The act of awkwardly laughing anywhere between 5-20 seconds too late in a situation due to;

1. a misunderstanding of a joke
or
2. the joke suddenly made sense.
"insert joke here" 5-20 seconds later "ha. haha. ha."
"whoa, i like the sound of your Leah Preston-ing!
Leah Preston-ing by tiktok500 February 21, 2010

Prasooning 

the act of creeping up on somebody...usually sniffing their hair without them knowing.
Little Sanjeet was prasooning when he crept up behind Gabriella and sniffed her hair very creepily.
Prasooning by olivo1234 June 10, 2011

Presting 

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition
Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting
Presting by jackcuntman June 10, 2011

prestiging

when a girl gives you head while you play call of duty:black ops, and she may also feed you a sandwich if shes nice enough
dude! courtney was totally prestiging me last night!
prestiging by wyatt peehead March 11, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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