Prestoning

Prestoning is the act of quitting many things.

Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.

by Shinyeevee May 23, 2016

Prestonism

a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!

dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.

by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021

Prestyling

The act of preparing to spit fire (aka freestyle). This time is often dominated by language such as; Uhh, let's go, 'bout to spit! Also: Prestyle, Prestyled...

Phillip: Uhhhhh..... Yeah..... I got 'dis.....
Bob: Ayyy yo! Phillip! Stop prestyling and start rapping!

by Jamaclidis April 23, 2015

Leah Preston-ing

The act of awkwardly laughing anywhere between 5-20 seconds too late in a situation due to;

1. a misunderstanding of a joke
or
2. the joke suddenly made sense.

"insert joke here" 5-20 seconds later "ha. haha. ha."
"whoa, i like the sound of your Leah Preston-ing!

by tiktok500 February 21, 2010

Prasooning

the act of creeping up on somebody...usually sniffing their hair without them knowing.

Little Sanjeet was prasooning when he crept up behind Gabriella and sniffed her hair very creepily.

by olivo1234 June 10, 2011

Presting

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition

Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting

by jackcuntman June 10, 2011

prestiging

when a girl gives you head while you play call of duty:black ops, and she may also feed you a sandwich if shes nice enough

dude! courtney was totally prestiging me last night!

by wyatt peehead March 11, 2011