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porridge baby 

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.
Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.
porridge baby by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023
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porrrnesian parrrapio 

A very long and confusing name used by Rap Monster of BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan)
Jin: What’s your name?
RM: Porrrnesian Parrrapio
porrrnesian parrrapio by ZZdaze1 March 30, 2019
The Beforus Maryam from the popular webcomic, Homestuck.
Smoking hot, considered by some to be a slut. Somewhat motherly.
Kanaya, Porrim slapped me!
Well then Cronus, maybe you should keep your hands away from her ass, or I'll help her.
porrim by Vriska_Serket__ February 6, 2015

stir the porridge 

When a girl is having sex with more than one male at the same time and the first guy has blown his load inside her, and now it is your turn. As you go at it, you will 'stir the porridge' and be mixing the first guys cum with yours or however many have been before you.
Fellow, you all have had your turn, it is my turn now to stir the porridge
stir the porridge by Dougie1 December 29, 2016

slut porridge 

When a guy ejaculates inside of you and it drips out for hours after.
Oh my god, I've got some major slut porridge running down my leg right now!
slut porridge by JennyJay September 27, 2010

Ghetto porridge 

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge
"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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