porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

porridge

british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system

by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003

porridge

used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.

I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.

by aus_nomad February 4, 2007

porridge

Pussy, vagina

yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge

guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"

by benny d from NYC December 2, 2009

porridge

owner of bronx forums


spamaholic

I likes to eat porridge

by Suprflyz March 19, 2003

porridge

Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.

<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
or:

<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?

by kut_kraz February 2, 2005