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A clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around with his elbows out, he's a right porridger!

porridger by Misha T May 15, 2016

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porridger

A big-hearted clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!

porridger by Misha T August 6, 2016

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porridger

Definition: A graceless try-hard

Example: Look at him running around with his elbows out. He's a right porridger!

porridger by Pikkapowa August 5, 2016

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porridge baby

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.

Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.

porridge baby by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023

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stir the porridge

When a girl is having sex with more than one male at the same time and the first guy has blown his load inside her, and now it is your turn. As you go at it, you will 'stir the porridge' and be mixing the first guys cum with yours or however many have been before you.

Fellow, you all have had your turn, it is my turn now to stir the porridge

stir the porridge by Dougie1 December 29, 2016

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slut porridge

When a guy ejaculates inside of you and it drips out for hours after.

Oh my god, I've got some major slut porridge running down my leg right now!

slut porridge by JennyJay September 27, 2010

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Ghetto porridge

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge

"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."

Ghetto porridge by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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