Pornatute

A guy who will ejaculate in every vagina he puts his dick in which means he has about 47 babies

Omg did he do it to you as well wow that boi a pornatute

by Oioiwastemanmadting January 3, 2017

Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

Poratte

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.

Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.

by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018

pornotube

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.

Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?

by why hello July 4, 2007

pornputer

A computer that is not only obsolete but so swamped by adware and spyware that you are forced to by a new laptop and use the old desktop with downloading pornography as it's sole function.

This 486 is so shitty it is hardly usable as even a pornputer!

by Kyle Roach June 23, 2004

PornTube

A website bringing free and varied porn covering a multitude of categories and daily updates.

I wanted to see some great porn, so I visited PornTube

by angelface_kiss July 5, 2011

porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

by Matt Bates December 1, 2003