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Porniture 

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.
Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013
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A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
Poratte by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018

pornotube 

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.
Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?
pornotube by why hello July 4, 2007

pornputer 

A computer that is not only obsolete but so swamped by adware and spyware that you are forced to by a new laptop and use the old desktop with downloading pornography as it's sole function.
This 486 is so shitty it is hardly usable as even a pornputer!
pornputer by Kyle Roach June 23, 2004

PornTube 

A website bringing free and varied porn covering a multitude of categories and daily updates.
I wanted to see some great porn, so I visited PornTube
PornTube by angelface_kiss July 5, 2011

porniture 

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.
"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."
porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003