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A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
Poratte by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018
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Portteus 

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot
Portteus by Dave October 11, 2004

Tom Pratten 

Absolute TOP SHAGGER ‘lives by the saying‘ if it has a pussy fuck it
Tom Pratten had sex with a slag again
Tom Pratten by TomPratten February 8, 2020

mrs pratte 

Mrs Pratte is a Jew and doesn’t like anyone. She’ll give hw everyday and lose your papers. She is a fucking asshole and can suck a cock. She is also very sexist.
Mrs Pratte doesn’t like anyone I swear.
mrs pratte by crabs123456789 January 27, 2018
A surname of French Canadian origin (not to be confused with the Hollywood version, Pratt). Associated with military service, a taste for exotic beers, and in some cases, chain smoking. Career paths range between pursuits of pious religiosity and rampage drinking.
Pratte's have also been known to enter the fields of urban planning, law enforcement, policy analysis and retirement.
"Oh, Pratte's condemning me again." Or, "is that Pratte doing a keg stand?"
Pratte by JPSquared December 18, 2009
I got pratted while in Daniels garage.
Pratted by Candlestick man August 1, 2019
Is his name Pratten? he's a fucking ginger cunt.
pratten by Alright Mate February 14, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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