Poratte 

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.

Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.

Poratte by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018

Portteus 

The maker of fine wines

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot

Portteus by Dave October 11, 2004

Tom Pratten 

Absolute TOP SHAGGER ‘lives by the saying‘ if it has a pussy fuck it ‘

Tom Pratten had sex with a slag again

Tom Pratten by TomPratten February 8, 2020

mrs pratte 

Mrs Pratte is a Jew and doesn’t like anyone. She’ll give hw everyday and lose your papers. She is a fucking asshole and can suck a cock. She is also very sexist.

Mrs Pratte doesn’t like anyone I swear.

mrs pratte by crabs123456789 January 27, 2018

Pratte 

A surname of French Canadian origin (not to be confused with the Hollywood version, Pratt). Associated with military service, a taste for exotic beers, and in some cases, chain smoking. Career paths range between pursuits of pious religiosity and rampage drinking.
Pratte's have also been known to enter the fields of urban planning, law enforcement, policy analysis and retirement.

"Oh, Pratte's condemning me again." Or, "is that Pratte doing a keg stand?"

Pratte by JPSquared December 18, 2009

Pratted

Sneakily gives Twinkies a Cream Pie

I got pratted while in Daniels garage.

Pratted by Candlestick man August 1, 2019

pratten 

A fucking ginger cunt

Is his name Pratten? he's a fucking ginger cunt.

pratten by Alright Mate February 14, 2017