pornputer

A computer that is not only obsolete but so swamped by adware and spyware that you are forced to by a new laptop and use the old desktop with downloading pornography as it's sole function.

This 486 is so shitty it is hardly usable as even a pornputer!

by Kyle Roach June 23, 2004

pornhuber

A person addicted to pornhub.com who denies his or her addiction to porn. To apply to this word you must use pornhub.com at least 7 times a week.

Shuster is such a pornhuber, We need to have an intervention before it ruins his life.

by dylan landay April 23, 2008

proputer

Redneck for computer.

I found it on the proputer. You know the enternet. Dubya Dubya Dubya.com

by Netch July 15, 2004

pornster

a person who claims to not see porn at all , but actually sees it all FUCKIN day long !

ramsey : dude i got this super porno on my hd, check it out
tej : no dude i dont dig porn
ramsey : fuck u tej your search history is nthn but badass porn ! .. u r sucha pornster .. !

by sum yung hoe October 17, 2011

porndultery

Porndultery is the adulterous feeling that can occur when watching porn while in a relationship.

As she watched the two girls gyrate on the screen, the porndultery feeling overtook her.

by Asdaf The Wonder Hero November 9, 2010

porpster

A porpster is an Annette...
Often quite annoying and tries intensely hard to avoid capture and is therefore seldom seen in the wild...
has occasionally been spotted in 18th century clothing as a disguise

"Have you seen a porpster?", 'no, no one has ever seen a porpster!'

by Net Manager November 21, 2006

Porneatery

When someone sick with a gastrointestinal bug or on a diet watches Food Network and covets.

Bob has had the stomach bug for a week and I caught him yesterday watching Guy Fieri and engaging in porneatery.

I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.

by UnapologeticApologetic January 21, 2011