pornitute

a word that means a porn star prostitute made by autumn youdes.

you are a pornitute

by yoursexymofomother August 16, 2009

not-for-profitute

A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.

"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."

by ViHelena April 23, 2017

positute

a person who is possibly a prostitute.

when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".

by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011

Pornipotent

An individual who possesses an infinite amount of pornographic-technique related knowledge.

Dirivative of the word: Omnipotent.

I remember when Mr. Chedders told me what Chilli-Doggin' was, Hes clearly Pornipotent.

by Danzo June 11, 2004

politute

1. Someone who is looking to fuck you.

The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.

by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011

Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

pornotube

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.

Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?

by why hello July 4, 2007