pornitute
you are a pornitute
pornitute by yoursexymofomother August 16, 2009
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not-for-profitute
A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.
"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
not-for-profitute by ViHelena April 23, 2017
positute
when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".
positute by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011
Pornipotent
An individual who possesses an infinite amount of pornographic-technique related knowledge.
Dirivative of the word: Omnipotent.
Dirivative of the word: Omnipotent.
Pornipotent by Danzo June 11, 2004
politute
The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.
politute by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011
Porniture
Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"
Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013
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