pornotube

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.

Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?

by why hello July 4, 2007

pornotube

A very lame site with videos that aren't streamed even after hours, too many lags, low-quality videos of lonely attention whores who masturbate themselves for fun.

A waste of time compared to youtube.

Pornotube is the worst site ever created.

by Chris Falcon November 13, 2007

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010

Protuber

Person who claims to be an expert on a topic because they watched a youtube video.

Albert is a protuber of personal finance.

by JerzBee July 15, 2014

pootube

In the age of internet phenomena few sites can boast the same popularity of pootube, the unique and inventive website that allows visitors to surf through user generated video content featuring largely poo and its related activities.

Wow the guys down at the office will love this video I found on pootube last night, it really pushes back the boundaries of perception

by Planet gib October 22, 2007

Pootube

When your sitting on the toilet taking a poo while watching YouTube

my favortive afterschool activity is to pootube!

by Anonymous 3054 June 29, 2017

Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013