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Portubeast 

(1) Refers to a variety of hot-tempered Portuguese-American women found in the greater Fall River - New Bedford Area

(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.
Jim, how's your Portubeast? I hear she made you sleep outside because you interfered with her cleaning.
Portubeast by CapybaraCanberra March 30, 2009

pornotube 

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.
Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?
pornotube by why hello July 4, 2007

pornhuber 

A person addicted to pornhub.com who denies his or her addiction to porn. To apply to this word you must use pornhub.com at least 7 times a week.
Shuster is such a pornhuber, We need to have an intervention before it ruins his life.
pornhuber by dylan landay April 23, 2008

Poontube 

1) Instrument used as an aid to oral sex

2) Reference to the inside of a womans vagina.
1) After a hard night out and unable to get mr happy Happy, Bill turned to the poontube


2) I was so far up her poontube I punched a hole in here cervix. See cervix boxing
Poontube by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

pornotube 

A very lame site with videos that aren't streamed even after hours, too many lags, low-quality videos of lonely attention whores who masturbate themselves for fun.

A waste of time compared to youtube.
Pornotube is the worst site ever created.
pornotube by Chris Falcon November 13, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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