On entering the club Mike stopped and took in the view.
John: "Hey man, lets get to the bar."
Mike: "In a minute dude, i'm just taking in the poonvista"
John: "Hey man, lets get to the bar."
Mike: "In a minute dude, i'm just taking in the poonvista"
by Sticky Fingered Pete August 12, 2010
Get the Poonvista mug.A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.
by Robble February 11, 2009
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A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.
David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"
Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."
David: "You pootista."
Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."
David: "You pootista."
by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011
Get the pootista mug.The term became a synonym for the nation of Pakistan in 2010 after news sites reported that Pakistan is finally no. 1 at something: Watching porn on the internet!
According to Google Trends, Pakistanis are particularly interested in child sex, rape sex, animal sex, horse sex, donkey sex and of course camel sex making them world leaders for those search terms in Google. To keep the competition fair for smaller countries (Pakistan has 173 million citizens), only searches per citizen were considered.
Despite Pakistan's long and active history of internet censorship, the government has no problems with rape, child and animal porn as long as it does not criticize slam.
According to Google Trends, Pakistanis are particularly interested in child sex, rape sex, animal sex, horse sex, donkey sex and of course camel sex making them world leaders for those search terms in Google. To keep the competition fair for smaller countries (Pakistan has 173 million citizens), only searches per citizen were considered.
Despite Pakistan's long and active history of internet censorship, the government has no problems with rape, child and animal porn as long as it does not criticize slam.
No. 1 Nation in Sexy Web Searches? Call it Pornistan - Fox News
Makhdoom Syed Yousaf Raza: Hey, want to come to my party tomorrow evening? We'll be watching some child sex and camel sex movies.
Bill: You sick Pornostani bastard!
Makhdoom Syed Yousaf Raza: Hey, want to come to my party tomorrow evening? We'll be watching some child sex and camel sex movies.
Bill: You sick Pornostani bastard!
by Baumbart March 18, 2011
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Get the poonstang mug.What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.
by Jamed January 11, 2009
Get the poonstache mug.Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.
I just sharted in his Poonstache.
by Simonius January 8, 2006
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