pootista

A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.

David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."

by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011

Potistarter

Calling someone or something that you go to bathroom on

Your a Potistarter.

by Dr. Anton Mays February 17, 2012

pootstania

Adjective:
1.Reffering to a bowl of marijuana that has been smoked.
2.A cashed bowl of marijuana

"Dude dont hit that bowl, Its pootstania."
"If that bowls pootstania, load another."

by Hosie O'donnell May 15, 2006

pootist

An intellectually superior human who poots a lot. Follower of the teachings of Pootism. A devout pootist is referred to by their inner circle as a Pootist Monk.

Mike was a great Pootist and wise in the ways of Pootism.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

potista

A potista is a bud tender, similar to a bar tender, or anyone who works at a medical marijuana dispensary.

The potista gave me a great deal on an eighth of OG Cush

by wowzela July 19, 2012

pootstank

1. (Original definition) A girl that uses her friends' tweezers to pluck her own eyebrows.

2. (Second definition) A person that smells horrible...smells like a very dirty pig farm in the summer with bubbling boiling hot pig shit, sweaty steaming unwashed vagina, and smegma (fromunder cheese also known as the white stuff that forms under clit hoods and penis heads)

1. (Original definition) Girl, get your own tweezers ya pootstank!

2. (Second definition) FFS! Take a shower you dirty little pootstank, you're stench is offending every one in the room including a 3 mile radius.

by WittilyNastyGal November 29, 2013

pootitang

another word for female genitalia.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003