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poonstamp 

that was poonstamp !
poonstamp by poonmasters July 17, 2007
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poonstance 

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.
That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.
poonstance by Robble February 11, 2009

poonscape 

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.
After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.
poonscape by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

poonstang 

Ford Mustang that gets many chicks.
Hey baby, let's hop in my poonstang and I'll take you on a ride!
poonstang by THE poonstanginator November 18, 2003

poopstomp 

the act of filling ones sock with fecal matter and slamming it across their face.

poop stomping can also be attained while on X-Box live and someone repeatably kills and taunts you.
"dude why did you sign off last night?"
"because dude i kept gettin poopstomped"
poopstomp by Taintgobbler February 13, 2010

poonshammin 

'POONSHAMMIN' IS A SLANG/HOOD TERM GENERALLY USED TO DESCRIBE A PERSON WHO'S FULL OF SHIT, A LIER OR SOMEONE WHO'S WORD YOU CANT TRUST..
:KEVIN TOLD ME HE HIT THE LOTTERY YESTERDAY,SO WHY THE HELL DID HE JUST CALL ME ON THE PHONE TO BORROW 5 DOLLARS,DAMN KEVIN'S ALWAYS "POONSHAMMIN'

:THIS HOE INVITED ME TO DINNER,BUT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO PAY,SHE TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE LEFT HER PURSE AT HOME BY MISTAKE,MAN I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS BITCH WAS 'POONSHAMMIN..
poonshammin by @Ohiorichkid May 23, 2017

poostomp 

Complete obliteration, stomping, owning, or raping either physically, emotionaly, or verbally.
The Ebay Jihad Squad Completely Poostomps everything in their path.
The Hebrew was hit with a verbal poostampede by the drunk.
poostomp by Romanian Republican August 4, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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