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When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...
by emma January 17, 2004
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1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
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When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
by Allan1297 August 04, 2015
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when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!
Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."
by Brier and Justine June 20, 2006
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When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 27, 2004
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when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants
Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!
by but lick April 11, 2005
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accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.
'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!
by Tyny September 30, 2008
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