Pooistan

A country in South Asia. Second-most populous country in the world after the PRC.

I went to Pooistan and got food poisoning.

by RoundenBrown October 19, 2021

Poostank

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.

I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!

by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020

poonstance

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.

That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.

by Robble February 11, 2009

poonstang

Ford Mustang that gets many chicks.

Hey baby, let's hop in my poonstang and I'll take you on a ride!

by THE poonstanginator November 18, 2003

pootstania

Adjective:
1.Reffering to a bowl of marijuana that has been smoked.
2.A cashed bowl of marijuana

"Dude dont hit that bowl, Its pootstania."
"If that bowls pootstania, load another."

by Hosie O'donnell May 15, 2006

Poopstand

The act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.

*Do not attempt this under any circumstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious shit could happen*

Note: The only reported successful attempts have been by Jay mcGorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, Janelle Parker and Billy Horton. Both retell the story as, "We both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place"

I went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye I see under the side of the stall just some guys' hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. I think he was doing a poopstand.

by Viscoh March 4, 2009

pootstank

1. (Original definition) A girl that uses her friends' tweezers to pluck her own eyebrows.

2. (Second definition) A person that smells horrible...smells like a very dirty pig farm in the summer with bubbling boiling hot pig shit, sweaty steaming unwashed vagina, and smegma (fromunder cheese also known as the white stuff that forms under clit hoods and penis heads)

1. (Original definition) Girl, get your own tweezers ya pootstank!

2. (Second definition) FFS! Take a shower you dirty little pootstank, you're stench is offending every one in the room including a 3 mile radius.

by WittilyNastyGal November 29, 2013