poonbistro 

the rump of a female (or male)

"damn. that's a sweet poonbistro. ROUND!"

poonbistro by cullen November 9, 2004

poontastrophy

The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon

i had a major poontastrophy last night with an old lady and her cat

poontastrophy by the poon tits December 14, 2010