Poohbar 

"Poohbar" is something a mother loves to call her son (that he most likely doesn't want to hear, especially in the company of others). It is an endearing, affectionate term that some adoring mothers have difficulty removing from their vocabulary due to the fact that their child/children is/are so special.

Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."

Mother: "Hi Poohbar! How much longer will you be working on that project? I was thinking we'd have dinner at 7."

Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"

Poohbar by thingoneandthingtwo June 19, 2012

Poohtard 

A woman usually 30+ who wears many Winnie The Pooh sweatshirts. She also wears mom jeans, keds and scrunchies.

I was in Wal-Mart today and couldn't believe the amount of Poohtards I saw!

Poohtard by Allston March 10, 2009

Poombared 

A giant waft of air that goes up your ass that is so strong it makes you jump up

Emily: what the fuck why did he jump up
Arnav: He must have got poombared

Poombared by Bigboichungua October 4, 2019

poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.

Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!

poobar by geckopaws February 26, 2011

Poohbear look 

The "Poohbear look" is when one is looking for something and it is right in front of their face. This person will likely ask "where is it" while staring right at it.

Person 1: "hey where is the jelly"
Person 2: "It is in the fridge shelf"
Person 1: *stares at it* "I can't find it"
Person 3: "You must be doing a Poohbear look"

Poohbear look by Deester36 December 11, 2020

poohbear 

One that you love, cherish, and care for.

Danielle you are my poohbear!

poohbear by Coby and Danielle January 13, 2008

poohbear shirt 

a large person wearing a shirt that's way too small doesn't even cover the entire belly

"Why are you wearing your Poohbear shirt?"
"Cause it's laundry day fool."

poohbear shirt by Poohbear's cousin May 30, 2012