Poohard

A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.

A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.

Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.

Poohard by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021

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Poohtard

A woman usually 30+ who wears many Winnie The Pooh sweatshirts. She also wears mom jeans, keds and scrunchies.

I was in Wal-Mart today and couldn't believe the amount of Poohtards I saw!

Poohtard by Allston March 10, 2009

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poonardigan

one who acts as a poonard

Damn nigga your a fucking poonardigan.

poonardigan by freddy and marcos October 30, 2008

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poolard

An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.

Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.

All Josh does is sit at home on the computer and play world of warcraft, what a poolard!

poolard by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009