poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.

Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!

by geckopaws February 26, 2011

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

by T@richards October 20, 2011

poobar

energy bars (i.e. powerbars, et al) which have the appearance of a turd.

'That poobar sure looks mighty delicious!'

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

poobar

The bar of soap that is reserved exclusively for your anus.

"Dude, you smell like ass. I hope you used the Ivory and not the Safeguard, thats the poobar."

by tontothetablist April 27, 2006

poobar

A colloquial description for hashish, referring to the appearance.

Can you get me an eigth of poobar please.

by L-Tron May 28, 2008

Poobarely

One that doesn’t wipe after a bowel movement

McDonald’s was out of toilet paper and I had to number 2 so today I’m a poobarely

by Mandit January 18, 2024

Poobar

A prying device used to enable a turd release when there is an extreme constipatory defecation.

I was so backed up, luckily I found a poobar to pry the clogger out.

by Franklin Greenpepper December 19, 2023