Poohtard 

A woman usually 30+ who wears many Winnie The Pooh sweatshirts. She also wears mom jeans, keds and scrunchies.

I was in Wal-Mart today and couldn't believe the amount of Poohtards I saw!

Poohtard by Allston March 10, 2009

Poortarded 

A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.

Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.

Poortarded by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

poontard by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008

Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

Poontard by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

pootarded 

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

pootarded by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

pooftard 

An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.

"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"

"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"

pooftard by Sister Mary Katherine October 13, 2009