To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

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POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

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poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

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pokin the pigskin

catching the football with one hand while extending the arm; to spear the football

In the NFL, no one is better at pokin the pigskin than (name of NFL player).

He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing

pokin the pigskin by jigme December 23, 2012

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