mj_oblio's definitions

Driving the white bus

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.

After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

by mj_oblio June 17, 2004

Rogue Missile

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

yard work

Time spent maintaining the pubic region either by waxing or shaving. Mostly in females, however, not unheard of in male pornstars or gay men.

Rachael's exemplary yard work was noticed by all at the beach.

by mj_oblio March 13, 2004

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

by mj_oblio November 6, 2004

neon

Street automobile "art" form that showed up in the early 90's. Mostly to showcase a car that cannot get out of it's own way.

Hey Scooter, How much faster does that neon make your car?

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

knorn on the knob

Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.

The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004