knorn on the knob

Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.

The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

neon

Street automobile "art" form that showed up in the early 90's. Mostly to showcase a car that cannot get out of it's own way.

Hey Scooter, How much faster does that neon make your car?

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

Rogue Missile

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

Driving the white bus

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.

After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

by mj_oblio June 17, 2004

plexi

One who has their head so far up their ass they need a plexiglass window in their stomach to see where they are going.

Ralph Nader sure is a plexi!

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

by mj_oblio November 06, 2004