Polying

The exchange of conversation between two individuals.

Yo so I was polying with him and what not.

by TOM November 17, 2004

Polying

The word polying is being defined as lying in order to avoid being impolite, inappropriate or rude in social situations. The word is based on the connection of the two words polite + lying = polying. The verb polying is being conjugated the same way as the verb lying. The semantic meaning of the word polying is softer than the meaning of the word lying because of the good intentions one has when polying e.g. in order to avoid hurting someone's feelings.

A young man stopped in front of her. “Is everything okay?” he asked. He seemed worried. "I'm fine," she polied, trying to hide her tears. The truth was too unbearable and he was a total stranger. He was obviously just trying to be polite. / She was polying to her friends all the time. She didn't want them to know, how vulnerable and broken she was. / “Do you love me?” she asked. “Of course,” he polied. What else could he say? He simply wasn't there yet.

by definition nerd December 3, 2016

Polynigmion

A factor that bears no effect in an equation and is thus pointless to include.

A mathematical waste of space.

If (A = B² x C) where (C = 0) then any value of A is 0.
Therefore where (C = 0) B is irrelevant to the equation; a polynigmion.

by SacraliciousSandwich May 10, 2015

Polynigmion

An insult most commonly used by "Dinkles," a character imagined during an episode of Game Grumps. (Steam Train, specifically) The meaning of the word is unknown, likely due to it being made up.

Dinkles supposedly learned this word in his mathematics class: Trigonometry 7.

Dinkles: "You're such a polynigmion!"
Arin: "What the fuck? I don't even know what that means."
Dinkles: "When you get into Trig. 7, you're gonna be super, SUPER offended!"
Arin: "Whatever, man."

by ChanceTheBrony May 24, 2014

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.

Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011

Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.

That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018

Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008