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in reference to the sight of a gluteus Maximus of great size and magnitude. seeing a phat ass
damn shawty, yo shit is very POKIN
by ignt May 13, 2018
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Pokin describes the act of sexual penetration; much like screwin is used.
A good pokin will ease a lot of stress; my lady needs a good pokin.
by BrianM October 04, 2005
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to Poke somone in a very odd place, also refer to pokuanlin, or poklin
stop pokin me!
by kak March 26, 2003
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A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out
"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"
by Fat Bastard March 26, 2003
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