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Photophilia 

Preferring sex in a bright room, typically because other people are watching.
She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.
Photophilia by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.
"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"
plushophilia by Jay C January 23, 2004

plushophilia

When you only wanna bang stuffed animals. I only fuckin it if you stuffin it.
Ava sucked her pink teddy bear’s pussy last night, she definitely has plushophilia!
plushophilia by pinkiepiee November 14, 2018

phytophiliac 

No, it's not urban slang, but since the online dictionary everyone uses to try and look these things up doesn't have an entry, I'll define it here.

Phytophiliac (n.) someone who demonstrates phytophilia -- a sexual attraction to plants.
1: "Lou is such a tree-hugger..."

2: "damn phytophiliacs"

1: "LOL"
phytophiliac by nerd January 9, 2005

phytophilia 

One who has sex with plants, also called Dendrophilia, but that usually refers to trees.
"Poison Ivy totally had Phytophilia"
phytophilia by Phytophiliac May 24, 2014

Poutiphiliac 

A person who has a disorder that consists of someone enjoying sex with a passed out male or female, usually while intoxicated.
He ripped off her pants and took advantage of her because he was a Poutiphiliac.
Poutiphiliac by Limerence May 7, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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