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Plastic John
A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.
"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
Plastic John by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019
Related Words
Plaski • plaskitt • Planking • plastic • Plastic Fan • Plastic Paddy • Plastic Surgery • Plastic Bag • plasmic • plastic fantastic
Plastic Taste
you just got done with a fight with a girlfriend etc. and you tell them i am sorry for my plastic taste
Plastic Taste by OctoDaddy September 20, 2016
Plasti Dip
A rubberized coating originally intended for tool handles but highly favorited by the human variety of tools. Also often used by ricers and people who pretend to be into cars. Usually associated with vape juice and/or semen.
"Plasti dip is a mod bro, just like my sick vape mod"
"I coat my stock wheels and blow fat clouds at the same time"
"I dipped my car just like my boyfriend dipped my face in his semen"
"I coat my stock wheels and blow fat clouds at the same time"
"I dipped my car just like my boyfriend dipped my face in his semen"
Plasti Dip by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 7, 2017
Plastic Wrap Special
A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.
“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”
Plastic Wrap Special by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018
pälskis
A pälskis, {pe:lsk´s} or pälskling {pe:lskliŋ} is another word for the worlds sweetest grizzly bear with warm, soft chest hair and bear-like boyfriendness.
The word derives from the two Swedish words päls {pe:ls}, which means fur, as in grizzly bear fur. And älskling {e:lskliŋ}, meaning darling, beloved.
A pälskis is something you would spontaneously call your grizzly bear boyfriend when you get overwhelmed with your love for him.
The word derives from the two Swedish words päls {pe:ls}, which means fur, as in grizzly bear fur. And älskling {e:lskliŋ}, meaning darling, beloved.
A pälskis is something you would spontaneously call your grizzly bear boyfriend when you get overwhelmed with your love for him.
pälskis by Carolinka. June 16, 2009
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