Pizzler
A "Pizzler" is when a woman squats on the ground and urinates, she holds the legs of the man for balance as he stands in front of her and she blows him.
Pizzler by Sophie-John October 18, 2008
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The Pizzler
A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.
Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.
The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.
It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.
Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.
The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.
It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.
The Pizzler by PizGiz January 15, 2008
Related Words
Pizzler • Grizzly Pizzler • The Pizzler • Pizzle Rat • pizzle • Pizzers • pizzled • puzzler • pizzeria • pizzle fizzle
Grizzly Pizzler
I was with this girl yesterday, who had the worst Grizzly Pizzler. It was like a cheesegrater on my nob!
Grizzly Pizzler by Gareth the mental raisin February 4, 2010
pizzlefarweez
The act of pissing, farting, and sneezing all at the same time; more likely to be performed by aging adults, especially older males while using the bathroom.
pizzlefarweez by LizzyJaneS August 3, 2018
The Pizzle
Slang For PSL(Port St.Lucie) & the entire county.
Fort Pierce
Eden
Eldred
Fort Pierce North
Fort Pierce South
Hutchinson Island South
Indian River Estates
Lakewood Park
North Hutchinson Island
River Park
St. Lucie West
Tradition
Walton
White City
All of the 772 area code
Fort Pierce
Eden
Eldred
Fort Pierce North
Fort Pierce South
Hutchinson Island South
Indian River Estates
Lakewood Park
North Hutchinson Island
River Park
St. Lucie West
Tradition
Walton
White City
All of the 772 area code
The Pizzle by Siccloc1 July 26, 2013
Fells Pizzle
Sorry I couldn't make it tonight, I decided ladies night at a bar in Fells Pizzle would be more fun.
Fells Pizzle by Gallowayknowsbest December 16, 2011
Papa's pizzeria
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