puzzler

a really hard question

A: Who came first, the hen or the egg?
B: Quite of a puzzler, don't you think?

by CatchUp May 17, 2008

puzzler

puzzler is the corny king of rhymin...

i fiacked your momma
i fiacked her hard

by Jan Drekzhak January 5, 2004

Puzzler

Noun describing a peron whose actions are regarded as confusing to others or alternatively someone who finds the actions of others confusing.

Lyle just ate a bar of soap. That dude is a puzzler.

Or

I don't understand what your saying, I am such a puzzler.

by TheHefZA November 16, 2011

The Puzzler

A nickname for the ex-Denver Broncos tight end, Jeb Putzier. An unstoppable force in Madden 06, his on-field performance has not lived up to his video-game dominance.

Another TD for "The Puzzler"!

Putzier is not that good in real life.

by puzzler-fan December 11, 2008

Puzzler’s Neck

When you have been puzzling so hard that your neck begins to hurt. At this point you need to see a chiropractor.

Shannon: “Joe, we have been puzzling for so long my neck is hurting.”

Joe: “Uh oh, you got a classic case of Puzzler’s Neck. Time to see a chiropractor Shannon.”

by Broseph2891 November 20, 2021

Puzzler

1. Roofie a girl.
2. As she is coming to, gizz on her face
3. Proceed to fart in her face, preferably blowing fart bubbles
then find a phone and say.. " Your mom is on the phone"

you can rate your performance by the look on her face

You should have seen the Puzzler I pulled last week at the frat, bitch was cross eyed for an hour.

by dicktreat March 6, 2009

Puzzler

A supposedly High IQ individual who can do a puzzle pretty fast but can't solve any of humanity's problems with immense power and wealth.

An old school idiot savant.

It's pretty puzzling how all of these Puzzlers made it to the top of the food chain. Well, actually it's not. They're just the product of corruption, that's all.

by Publius0987 September 12, 2025