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urinating on yourself 

Intentionally urinating on yourself for self pleasure.
Laying in the tub intentionally urinating on yourself because you like the feeling.
urinating on yourself by charmjr123 December 18, 2011

urinating on the flowerbeds 

slang for wasting your time in a pointless endeavour
‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’

UrinatingTree 

A fucking hilarious YouTuber who talks about the failures of several sports franchises and even some sports organizations. Usually referring to them as "lolcows" he usually lampoons teams for their numerous fuck ups. Another popular series of his is his hater's guide series. He is a must watch for anyone who likes sports. Also is obsessed with SeatGeek
"Did you see UrinatingTree's video on the Red Wings?
"Yeah man he ripped them to shreds!"
"I know. He's brilliant

UrinatingTree 

A Yinzer who makes YouTube content involving hockey, football, and sometimes basketball franchises. Most famous for his "Lolcow", "Days of Our Steelers" and "This Week In Sportsball" videos.
The fucking Penguins, man. If there's anyone to say those words, it has to be the dumpster fire observing UrinatingTree ready to eat a bag of shit.
UrinatingTree by YinzerTree88 January 1, 2019

Echo-urination 

The act of peeing with a thunderous noise, often with the bathroom door open, in order to communicate with someone.
"Yo Mike, whats he doing with the door open?"
"He's using echo-urination"

"How'd you know about the split-up?"
"Rashad told me by echo-urination"
Echo-urination by Tyroniqua April 28, 2013

urincing 

A portmanteau of the words, "urine" and, "silencing".

The act of, when passing micturition (urine), pissing onto the inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline or against the back wall of a wall urinal so that the, "urine splashing into water" sounds are totally absent.
{Husoos}: Hey Horhay, where's Edgar? He went into that restroom a few minutes ago, but I don't hear any pissing sounds.
{Horhay}: Edgar is urincing -- that way nobody will hear him peeing.
urincing by Telephony August 20, 2013
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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