a boring little town in Hunterdon County, NJ, that has a huge population of hicks, farmers and gang bangers. Next to Franklin & Union Township. It is the home of Alexandria Middle School (which is extremely gay).
by Willard Scott August 23, 2006
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by CobraTank January 15, 2011
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When a man hides in an outhouse to watch you take a growler.
The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.
Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.
The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.
Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.
by grizza78 September 2, 2009
Get the pittston prowler mug.a school infested wholly with cackroaches and fourteen year old scene sluts. the lockers leak, and so do the kids brains from all the pot they smoke.
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Get the Pottstown 10 mug.1) Town in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Primary languages are Heynabonics, Hipster and some English
2) Home to most of the hipster/scene kid/prep population in Pennsylvania
3) Most underage AA members and drug addicts per capita possibly on the east coast
4) One of the few places in the United States where the marching band is better then the football team will ever be, even in the wildest dreams of the most drunken football player
5) Town that is in dire need of more whambulances due to the almost constant amount of kids crying on facebook about their lives.
2) Home to most of the hipster/scene kid/prep population in Pennsylvania
3) Most underage AA members and drug addicts per capita possibly on the east coast
4) One of the few places in the United States where the marching band is better then the football team will ever be, even in the wildest dreams of the most drunken football player
5) Town that is in dire need of more whambulances due to the almost constant amount of kids crying on facebook about their lives.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go down to Pittston?
Person 2: No, Why would I? I don't need any more drugs, beer, hipsters, scene kids, preps, potheads, or whinny kids.
Person 1: Yea, same here. High five!
Person 2: No, Why would I? I don't need any more drugs, beer, hipsters, scene kids, preps, potheads, or whinny kids.
Person 1: Yea, same here. High five!
by coupletwotree October 4, 2011
Get the Pittston mug.In 1752, the founder of Pottstown, John Potts, built an iron forge and inspired the opportunity for rich business and commerce which stretched from Philadelphia to the coal regions of Pottsville, PA. This industrial history had enabled Pottstown with the structural leadership to increase its population, prove its strong character, and house a diverse community of interests. In the 1950-60's Pottstown was the victim of a cross-cultural and unwaivering depression that existed in many industrial towns in America - ones that relied on heavy steel production and manual labor. This national shift of economic interests left many towns in a loss - of social, economic, and political unity. However, the revitalization efforts of Pottstown in the past 15-20 years, with the mighty efforts of non profit, borough, and community related initiatives, has proven the heritage and value of Pottstown is in a transformative state of progress. Pottstown is alive with people who are committed citizens and agents of positive change. Instead of dwelling on the misfortune of an inevitable shift in the American economy, true Pottstownians are creating solutions that reflect a deep appreciation of our families, schools, and community. Pottstown means that you help support walking on the Riverfront Park Heritage Site, visiting the Gallery School of Art, seeing a play downtown at Village Productions, going to the PAC 10 Pottstown High School basketball games, getting lunch at The Johnson Kitchen, and enjoying a beverage and music at the Pottstown Brick House. Pottstown means being proud of your education because you can demonstrate skills to recognize socioeconomic diversity, test the judgement of real world concepts, and help understand a complex generation of youth. Pottstown means you are a fighter. Pottstown means you are cooler than anyone else from any other industrial suburbanite town, because by living here you are not a gangster, punk, emo, indie elitist, wasp, middle class, high class, low class, nerd, jock, skater, hipster, headbanger, druggie, academic -you are you, unique, growing, and someone who deserves appreciation. Pottstown - "New horizons, forged from a rich past."
Hey, I thought I would get a cup of coffee and read the paper about how great the Parks and Rec. Dept. are doing in Pottstown, you know instead of completely ignoring my community and complaining about it and breathing all the life out of every soul in this town trying to save it.
by Hometown Hero March 24, 2008
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