Definitions by CobraTank

West Pittston 

A small town south of Scranton and North of Wilkes-Barre, nestled down by the Susquehanna River. Home to the infamous "Smurls" poltergeist haunting. Also home to Playboys/Philanthropists, Luke Berti and Chris Tarullo.

Tom-"What town are we passing?"
Joe-"West Pittston."
Tom-"What the fuck is West Pittston?'

West Pittston by CobraTank January 15, 2011