Pioja 

A rare specimen driven by marijuana. Symptoms result in illogically complaining -about anything special-, fall asleep in an obviously uncomfortable position for around twelve hours in front of the tv, i.e. between a table full of glasses, cigarettes and weed and a coach. When the 'thing' gets enough energy to get up, the product of his rare activity process is magic waffles for breakfast.

-Pioja, hay que pedir una pizza..
-Pero..... de dónde?
-De pizza y come...
-Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Pioja!...
-Qué? cuál es el pedo?
-Es que el queso de pizza y come es péeeesimo..

-Ah que la chingada, pinche pioja...
-Ya estoy tiradísimo a la mierda..

Pioja by Chaneque July 5, 2010

Pilja 

A pilja can be defined as a dick person in general. A pilja will steal your money, be a tease sexually, and always find a way to ruin your night or stab you in the back. A pilja seems really cool at first then turns out to be a douche bag.

I hung out with this guy I thought was really cute last night, he ended up making me pay for the date and didnt even come back to my apartment with me. He turned out to be a total pilja.

Pilja by laughingalot333 October 16, 2011

Pooja 

Pooja is one of the prettiest light brown skinned girl you'll ever find. She is fuckin gorgeous. Never miss the the chance to ask her out. Pooja gets self conscious sometimes about the way she looks, but she has the most perfect body (average size and height). She is also very rich, but doesn't show it off. She also has very pretty eyelashes and good sense of style. Pooja's like big deee's. Pooja will look even hotter when she is older. You will love hanging out with her since she is so fukin funny and an amazing person with sooo many friendss.

I love Pooja and need her every second of my life.

Pooja by poojask2 January 21, 2019

Poojaculate 

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.

Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!

Poojaculate by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

Pooja 

Pooja is a giving a prayer. It is also a gorgeous girl-name.

The name Pooja comes from India and has a beautiful meaning. People are making a lot of fun of it but when they realise how beautiful Pooja is they will stop.

Look at that cute girl named Pooja over there. She has dark brown hair and the most beautiful eyes ever. I wished I could be with her all day.

I do Pooja everyday. Or look at that pretty girl named Pooja. She is gorgeous af!!!!

Pooja by TacoBellHeaven May 3, 2016

Piojito 

When someone caresses your hair to soothe you to sleep or to relax you. The literal definition and translation of the word piojito small lice in Spanish.

I would like you to give me piojito before I go to sleep.

Piojito by fingered_manifesto April 15, 2010

pooja behaviour

Erratic, uncalled for behaviour. Usually with a violent temperament.

Wow why did you randomly kick that bin over? That's some Pooja behaviour right there.

pooja behaviour by whatIsThisBehaiour!? April 13, 2019